Thursday, March 5, 2015



Dear Diary,

I was talking to my friend today, and he told me a whole bunch of stories..........Anyways, apparently, Hollywood is full of imbeciles......not sure if it's true, but apparently, their IQs are very very low.......

That's what he said anyways.......

My friend has tons of connections.....like my Uthi machan - he's a millionaire......Pity that he's not married......he's like me when it comes to looks, except that he dyed his hair blond I think (he looks like a white guy)..............Anyways, I spent a while telling my friend about my Uthi machan......

Anyways, he was there telling me all sorts of stories about how stupid the people of Hollywood are......he went there for a trip..........and by the time he came back, there he was telling me that there were a bunch of them (actors) fighting to get a part where you get to sleep with a horse or something................

I must confess that I'm don't think that sleeping with horses is too normal......and pigs, and apples, and bananas????.......

I laughed a lot.......Sleeping with apples, and bananas??

Kally


Wednesday, March 4, 2015



Ok, so my friend sent me this, and it`s rather interesting, so time to share:







(He sent me another one too, but I won't put that one up.........

But last I checked, people like Lady Gaga are proud of being whores.....LOL.........ah well, I guess they're be proud of sleeping with horses too.........and pies, and bananas........and apples...........



Tuesday, March 3, 2015

JOKE TIME

(My friend sent me this one, it's funny).......Ok, so it's an interview with a bunch of jewel thieves.......



INTERVIEWER: HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU STOLEN FROM?
ANS: MILLIONS


It: HOW MANY MILLIONS DID YOU MAKE BY STEALING?
ANS; BILLIONS


IT: WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE FOR STEALING?
ANS; OH WE JUST STEAL FROM THEM, AND STEAL SOME MORE, AND SOME MORE.......


IT: SO YOU'RE THIEVES RIGHT?
ANS: WE STEAL YES......BUT OBVIOUSLY, WE DONT SAY WE ARE.......


IT: WHAT KIND OF EXCUSE DO YOU MAKE UP TO STEAL FROM OTHERS? IM GUESSING THEY DONT JUST GIVE IT OVER?
ANS: OH, WE STEAL WITHOUT THEM KNOWING OF COURSE!


IT: DONT THEY SAY “STOP STEALING”
ANS: OH WHEN THEY DO, WE JUST FRAME THEM..........


IT: YOU THINK YOU'RE HUMAN OF COURSE
ANS: OF COURSE, OF COURSE!


IT: WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO?
ANS: WE MAKE SURE THAT WE DESTROY OUR VICTIMS........AFTER ALL, WE'RE THIEVES ONLY IF THEY ARE ALIVE.......


IT: WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO?
ANS: WELL, WE DON'T BELIEVE IN EDUCATION.....
IT: TOO STUPID HUH?..........


IT: AND OBVIOUSLY, YOU INTRUDE ON OTHER PPL'S PRIVACY?
ANS: WE DONT RESPECT ANY RULES.........................CUZ RULES DONT APPLY TO US..............WE DO WHATEVER WE WANT................




Sunday, March 1, 2015




Indian Dance

PADMINI

video

Wednesday, February 25, 2015



Dear Diary,

Spoke to William today..........I love my gorgeous husband! He's gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous!......

Ah Dame Fate has given me a blue eyed beautiful man........And I love him for his blue eyes!

And well, I'll have his children in a few years.....

Lol, I'm hoping that my William's mommy's genes - blond hair and blue eyes - will be passed down to my daughter or son.....

Kally

Sunday, January 25, 2015



Dear Diary,


The cops are so sweet!.........Remember how I told the SVMP, etc....about the stalker, the cyber-bullying, etc....


Well, the cops are sweet, they come around regularly to check up..........


And I befriended a few people in the FBI, a few cops, etc.....But the good part is that they check up on people........It's a pity that they don't have the bad guys to arrest and send to jail........


Kally






Saturday, January 24, 2015



Dear Diary,



My stats show like 10000000 hits on a few pages (the one on William, me, pusanika, etc...).........and then a few lankan families asked me for names....they were curious about the pusanikas......(I'll put up a video of them if they ever come around again)......


Kally

Wednesday, January 21, 2015



Dear Diary,


William, and I have decided to try IVF (in vitro fertilization) in about 4-5 years.......That means that I could end up having William's child........

I have to tell my friends to check back in four years to take a look at my baby......

Anyways, in a while, if I do give birth, I'll post picture of my baby......let's pray that it's a girl.....

Kally

Tuesday, January 20, 2015




Glass (3D MODELING)
By Kalyani Rajalingham


Tuesday, January 13, 2015





Warrior 
By Kalyani Rajalingham


Sunday, January 4, 2015




Bed

By Kalyani Rajalingham




3D Model of Bed

By Kalyani Rajaingham





Chocolate

By Kalyani Rajalingham





3D Model of Chocolate

By Kalyani Rajalingham



Sofa
By Kalyani Rajalingham



3D Model of Sofa
By Kalyani Rajalingham




Friday, January 2, 2015




3D Model of Overflow v2
By Kalyani Rajalingham



(BLENDER crashes before anything can be rendered)

Plate
By Kalyani Rajalingham




Thursday, January 1, 2015



3D Model of OverFlow
By Kalyani Rajalingham


Wednesday, December 31, 2014




Dear Diary,



Ahhhh.....Did I mention that William has blue eyes? He's so gorgeous!............

I spent the entire freakin day with William on HangOut........I was staring at his blue eyes........I'm the luckiest girl on the planet!.........I used to say that I didn't want to marry lankan men because they are not very attractive......actually not at all attractive......and so God gave me a blue-eyed gorgeous guy..........

He said that he'll come around soon enough......

Kally










Dear Diary,


Ah....In a few days, it'll be our second anniversary......

William, and I have been married for 2 years now......Time flies.....

I think that he'll send me the lingerie he picked out.......I was hoping that he'd come to Montreal........but his surgery might stop him.....he's still taking it easy.............


Kally


Monday, December 29, 2014



I'm new to Animation......as in I have never animated before............I just started learning........(Hobby.....I have some free time)........William hikes, and well, I guess I like indoor hobbies.........so still at the beginner level...........

I'm following Blender Guru's tutorial mostly....as well as a few others.........You can find the tutorials I'm following at:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOKHwx1VCdgnxwbjyb9Iu1g


Latte v1
By Kalyani Rajalingham





Latte v2
By Kalyani Rajalingham





3D Model of Latte
By Kalyani Rajalingham


Sunday, December 28, 2014




Dear Diary,


I think of all lankan men as my brothers now......

And I love my William............


Kally


PS: Hobby



Glass of Water v1
By Kalyani Rajalingham



Glass of Water v2
By Kalyani Rajalingham





3D Model of Glass of Water v1
By Kalyani Rajalingham



3D Model of Glass of Water v2
By Kalyani Rajalingham






Saturday, December 27, 2014



Dear Diary,


You know how I had a cyber stalker? I started learning how to hack because I wanted to protect myself......

Today, he/she left a note on my desktop saying that I better be careful because Death is near.......

I'm not sure what to do..............

I just told William, and he knows a few cops........He said that he'll make a few phone calls.......I also told a few FBI agents, and a few cops on facebook...........


Kally

Thursday, December 25, 2014



Wooden Cup
By Kalyani Rajalingham




3D Model of Wooden Cup
By Kalyani Rajalingham



PS: This is just my hobby.........I think that in addition to our academic interests, that we ought to have additional talents......in my case, I chose this......still at the beginner level, but at least I'm trying.........


Cup
By Kalyani Rajalingham





3D Model of Cup
By Kalyani Rajalingham




Dear Diary,


William gave me a few gifts.....and guess what the last one was?........Lingerie.......I was online with him, and he wanted his wife to be his wife for a bit, then he said....."Pick one...."......by one he meant lingerie......

Well, since my parents, and the world know about us, it's all ok.........but it's sweet that my hubby is actually thinking of me.........

He's caucasian, so he has had a few girlfriends.....and it means a lot that he's thinking of me.....and picking out lingerie for me........

I'm not sure when he's going to be coming to Montreal again, but hopefully, it'll be soon.....cuz he still speaks dirty to me........

He seems to think that it's fun.....to have a wife a million miles away that he gets to meet in secret..........we're still like lovers............

And unlike me....He's not at all concerned that we can't ever have kids...........


Kally


Wednesday, December 24, 2014


For my William who loves Aliens, and ETs.....


Alien v1
By Kalyani Rajalingham




3D Model of Alien
By Kalyani Rajalingham





You know how my hubby is an engineer right? Well, he uses Linux, and pretty much excels at programming............and he taught me a few things.............Programming, Hacking, etc....................Anyways, now I'm also a Linux user, and am giving a few lessons............I'll upload a few lessons on YouTube...........



https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3jffm9O9QPtChbhMYBhtoA





LESSON 1 - HOW TO INSTALL A VIRTUAL MACHINE


You can run multiple OSs at once on any computer using a virtual machine......You will need VirtualBox for that.....Well, I use VirtualBox, but my hubby uses VMware......







Saturday, December 20, 2014



Ok, Second Animation.....Let's say speed animation.....I was on Hangout with Willy today too........he tends to remember his wife when he's sick.........


Mountain
By Kalyani Rajalingham

video



video

Thursday, December 18, 2014



My very first Animation.....



Forever
By Kalyani Rajalingham


video



Wednesday, December 17, 2014




Dear Diary,


You know that I have an uncle by the name of Balanathan right? He has two kids...Ragu, and Sharmila.....well....his daughter lived with a white guy for a while...and he can't accept it......so, instead of calling his daughter a whore....

Apparently, he's telling everyone about me........

In my crowd, there is one woman that everyone speaks of........apparently she got married two times, and we think that she probably cheated with a third or fourth guy in between..........for the second to run away too............we call it a whore............and my dad calls them even worse names.............everyone in my circle anyways ridicules the whore...calling her a whore who slept with god only know how many men.................so when it came time for me to decide what to do.........

I was like..."I'm not going to be like the whore..."......so when I got pregnant with William, I actually fought with everyone to marry him...........I was like "I won't be like the whore"............ and told everyone about William, and fought to stick with him........

I decided to have ONE guy in my life..............I also told the entire world that the father of my child was William.........instead of marrying the pusanika guy.........

Cuz in my circle....I've heard bad stories about the whore....so you grow up not wanting to be like it......

But the demlos still speak badly about me because I told them that I'm interested in a white guy................and that I didn't just shut up, and marry the poblai-ku vaku ilada nayi that came around with its tongue hanging.......or behave like the whore........

It's a sad world.....


Kally





Rakesis v1
By Kalyani Rajalingham




Rakesis v2
By Kalyani Rajalingham




3D Model of Rakesis
By Kalyani Rajalingham


Tuesday, December 16, 2014




Squid v1
By Kalyani Rajalingham





Squid v2
By Kalyani Rajalingham




Squid v3
By Kalyani Rajalingham



3D Model Squid
By Kalyani Rajalingham




Dear Diary,


At some point, I have to go to London to meet William, and his family......I've met his parents.....and his brother.....never actually met my niece (Raya)......or Miles' wife.....


William had an operation - appendix.....And I was worried to death......because the pusanika family cursed us for telling the world.........I was afraid that I'd lose him.....


The good part is that William doesn't believe in curses, nor does he want children........I can't have kids.........miscarried and now, I can't have kids......the pusanika family cursed me about that too (that I would never have children).......



I WONDER WHAT WILLIAM WILL SEND ME FOR CHRISTMAS....It'll probably be some gizmo or other.....His specialty is ROBOTICS, so he tends to give me the oddest gifts....like SmartWatches and stuff.........and video goggles.........


Well, he was supposed to come by, but with his operation, I think that he'll be staying in London for the holidays.......


Kally

Saturday, November 22, 2014



Dear Diary,


William said that he can't come to Montreal for Christmas.........He'll be spending Christmas with his friends, and family.....He said that he was sick.....He sounded sick too......

Ah well, my mom asked me to go to the temple, and do one of those things so that William can be well, and all......and so that our relationship can last for more than a few months, or so.......

And I'm thinking about doing it........because William is a really good guy, and the fact that I got him as a hubby, and not a lankan is one of the greatest gifts that can be bestowed on a woman.......


Kally

Monday, November 17, 2014



Dear Diary,

William is going to spend this Christmas with his friends in the US......not me..........the good part is that he will check out our apartment..........we got a nice place, but William will still be living in London........We're not sure about how often we'll get to meet each other, but at least with the internet, we get to talk to each other on a daily basis.........otherwise, I end up talking to his aunt, or brother, or niece..........




Kally


Saturday, November 15, 2014



Dear Diary,


Yeah! I got a PhD at Uof F (University of Florida)...........


Kally

Friday, November 14, 2014





 
Dear Diary,

  


Today, William’s aunt gave me some advice…..



She was like since you’re married to William, if you get a divorce, you get HALF his fortune automatically….And she was like if he messes with you, you can go to the cops……..She was sweet……



William is the sweetest, and I don’t think that I will be divorcing him anytime soon…….William is the man I love……But he’s also very very rich, and his aunt was teaching me how to get at least half his property…..LOL, I’d be filthy rich if he did divorce me…..





Kally

Wednesday, November 12, 2014



Dear Diary,


You know how William's family is Caucasian right? Well, I told my family, and the world a while ago.......

Anyways, his whole family still do not know me.....

Today, I got to speak to his aunt........She's blond haired too......She was very sweet, and I was thrilled to meet her.........I think that I have by now met his parents, brother, sister-in-law, niece, and aunt........

Oh yes, I'm also dropping the whole hindu crap........I'm officially a Christian.......William means the world to me, so his religion does as well.......and I loathe the Hindu crap, so I can throw it away into the trash can.........

William usually comes to Montreal to meet me.......mostly when he wants physical relations..........But at some point, I have to go to London to meet his family.........

Kally

Monday, November 10, 2014



Dear Diary,
 

I befriended the Montreal Police department, and a few FBI agents (I emailed, and called a few of them so many times that I know a few by name, and they know me).

One of them emailed me today to ask me if I had any problems.....Ahh, Cops, Police, Agents, FBI, RCMP.......all words that mean protection............

I hope that the stalker comes around again.......that way, I can get it arrested......it would make a fabulous story..........

Oh, and I emailed the tv channels too...(about the pusanika family).......and if I have a story, it will go public........the tamil newspaper people wanted the story too............pity that I didn't get it on my video phone last time.........it would have been a sensational story..........

"Stalker arrested.....The Motreal Police take stalking seriously"

and the tamil newspaper would have read:


Mattavan kadaliyai idiapathuku vaku ilada kudumbam kalyanam katonum endu naku tonga pogudugal