Sunday, June 28, 2015



Dear Diary,

Guess what my friend did today?

She stripped her husband clean.....you know that when you marry someone, that the fortune of the one belongs to both right?......and when you get a divorce, you can clean out the person.......

My friend, who was forced to marry this ugly guy, married him, then found a boyfriend, got pregnant with the boyfriend (behind the husband's back), then gave birth to the child, told her husband that it was his child, then asked for a divorce.......

In the divorce, she got his house, half his money, his car, and an alimony check for another man's child.........

I asked her why she did that......and she said because they forced her to marry a repulsive guy.......whom she thought was both ugly, and trashy........

I think that that is also what I would have done had I gotten a guy I didn't want.......it's cuz with the lankan crowd, the men are garbage, so much so that they force themselves on women, they go behind women in the hopes that at least one will say yes to them..........

Caucasian men on the other hand, well, they're too freakin gorgeous, so every chick, including me, would kill to date/sleep with a caucasian guy....

Kalyani

Thursday, June 25, 2015



Dear Diary,

To answer a question, I told everyone because:

tamilan-ai kati-kitku, avandai kurangu rupam-ai-yum, anda kurangun-dai kurangu kutti-gal-aim paka ennalai mudiyadu........

vadivu ilada amblaigal, and adugal pilai-ya kuduka mudiyum enda....kurangu-gal-ai than.....and ennalai oru kurangai kati-kitu, adundai kurangu kutti-yai potu ellam vendam.....

So, kadavul ennaku oru kadavul polai amblai-yai kuduthu-irukran........aduku, kadavul-ku nandri.......

and ennaku proud.....apadi oru kadavul-ai ennaku tunai/purushan endu solradu-lai ennaku pidikum.....

anda kadavul-than ennaku-aga vandu-irukran.....manjal hair-um, neela-kan-um.......vadivu-ku kadavul......

(and tamilan mari William ellam pomblai vaku ilada type illai.....velai karans ellarukum alaguku pangam ilai, so pomblai-kum pangam illai......unlike tamil men, slipper adi vanginalum pomblai kidaikada types....)

With William, keeping him is a big deal.....because he is a beautiful man, there are plenty of chicks who want him....for all that he is.....and so unlike the desperate pathetic lankan men - pomblai-ku vaku ilada-dugal - I would do anything to keep my William........

I told the world, and married my semi-god.....and am the happiest girl for it.....because my man is a blond haired, blue eyed semi-god-like beautiful man....

Thank you god......

Kalyani

Tuesday, June 23, 2015



Ok, first news....How old is madonna, like 65 or 75? Isn't it time for grand-mother madonna to get off the stage, and stop acting like she's still young for something......I mean, she'll be like "i'm still 20" when she's a 100 which should be soon enough.....

Oh yes, and in my country, we have a caste system too - like india.....but in our caste system, entertainers are placed at the very bottom because they are thought of as equal to strippers, prostitutes, and whores.........so, in my country, no one respects or even wants to be like them! Knowing people from that industry is a disgrace because then our people start thinking that he who associates with a pack of whores must also be a whore.....and that's a disgrace..........In my country, we do not value entertainers....actually, we believe them to be less than garbage.........We value creators.....


Sunday, June 21, 2015



Dear Diary,

Someone asked me a question today (amongst the millions of tamils that we emailed), and the answer is this:

OUT-RIGHT-A SOLLONUM ENDA, ENNAKU VELAI THOL IRUKRA AMBLAIGAL THAN PIDIKUM.......ENDAI PILLAIKU WILLIAM-MARI AMBLAI-YALAI THAN MANJAL THALA_MAIR_UM, NEELA KAN_UM KUDUKA MUDIYUM......

Kalyani

Sunday, May 31, 2015



Today, one of the lankans I emailed asked me a question, they were like "Just how many people did you tell, cuz everyone is talking about William...."

And the answer is millions of people.....we told every lankan on the planet...........Including those in Lanka........

Apparently, every Lankan is talking about William, and me........one of them was like....."oh yes, William's girl.....teriyum teriyum...."..........







Tuesday, May 26, 2015



Animation - Juice
By Kalyani Rajalingham

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Juice
By Kalyani Rajalingham


Wednesday, May 20, 2015




Tea Party
By Kalyani Rajalingham












Chocolate
By Kalyani Rajalingham





Kalyani's William
By Kalyani Rajalingham



Sunday, May 17, 2015



Glass
By Kalyani Rajalingham



Friday, May 15, 2015




Foot Rest
By Kalyani Rajalingham




Wednesday, May 6, 2015



A paper I wrote on Stress Inducible Promoters....

 


http://www.slideshare.net/KalyaniRajalingham/stress-inducible




And a proposal I wrote on

Phytoremediation of Crude Oil Contaminated Marine Water with Halophytes endowed with the Capacity to Catabolize Naphthalene

 

 http://www.slideshare.net/KalyaniRajalingham/phytoremediation-of-crude-oil-contaminated-marine-water-with-halophytes-endowed-with-the-capacity-to-catabolize-naphthalene